1. fairycemetery:

    gardezvotrecalme:

    I will forever reblog this

    (Source: sizvideos, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

     

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  3. demon-of-the-drums:

    didyougetmytext:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    i used to piss off my english teacher by making stupid csi puns every time a character died in hamlet

    like we got to the part where ophelia died and i borrowed a kid’s sunglasses and i was like “looks like ophelia…was drowning her sorrows”

    i almost got kicked out every day but it was worth it

    #looks like laertes….got the point #looks like it’s curtains…..for polonius #looks like king hamlet….got an earful

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  4. thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

    carryonmywincestsounds:

    tardisex:

    krypto-the-hellhound:

    believeinwinchesters:

    That’s the exact spot where I realized that she played the mom on suite life of zack and cody

    thats the exact moment i realised sam had no idea what a ‘mom voice’ was

    who gave you the right

    Sam didn’t have a mom? Excuse me,

    Let’s not ferget the parenting skills he displayed with a baby, we can only assume he honed those from when he took care of Sam:

    this was funny, then sad, and then kinda heartwarming. awesome

    (Source: tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch, via jefferson-starkid)

     


  5. laugh-for-days:

    nepetabread:

    HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

    HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

    HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

    I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

    NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

    A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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    Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

    (Source: cigarettajames, via badasswithangelwings)

     


  6. shrekjpeg:

    when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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  7. axbitofboth:

    You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS

    (Source: marvelonly, via jefferson-starkid)

     

  8. vouguez:

    THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

    (Source: thoughtsareextraordinary, via petitepunkrock)

     

  9. lcfoolie:

    Look at this guy. IN CLASS.

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  11. pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

    this-book-has-been-loved:

    kissmymahogany:

    koopat911:

    Notice only 20 shades of gray

    It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

    In response to that last comment^^

    Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

    Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

    Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

    Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

    Well, that explains…

    (Source: best-of-memes, via massively-sarcastic-twat)

     

  12. alsoartsistra:

    rinpin:

    devinchee:

    the-writers-ramblings:

    xveritaxx:

    Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway

    NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON

    PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON

    OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON

    I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.

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  13. yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

    MY ANACONDA…

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    MY ANACONDA…

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    MY ANACONDA…

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  14. sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

    standard

    I am crying I love this too much

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